TOTAL RECALL!

Another cold morning but love it. it naturally burn off my fat, i think. nevertheless, a man got to do what a man got to do..... and of course, big biz!

So i ran to my office early in the morning, forget bout taking the tube... i basically 'RUN!' as for me i always believe in doing things with my own will n might. I forgot my office's key! darn!. as i approached the door... it's not locked. Hallelujah! Ahead i rushed into my office and began my 1st big transaction.........

My office chair.... transaction complete... it's a DONE deal!

anything that is relieved from gastrointestinal tract can be considered as dropping a big 300HP hydraulic pump from ur body. with that big burden being drained out from u, one can easily have a plenty of memories rushing back to your head. suddenly i remember some poems that i saw in numerous toilets around the world... which really does make sense in sometime n someway in our life.

Here I lie in stinky vapor,

Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,

Shall I lie, or shall I linger,

Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

(Kuala Lumpur - KLCC toilet, near Chillies)

Here I Sit

Broken heated

Tried to shit

But only Farted

(Melbourne - DITC, offr's mess)

You're lucky

You had your chance

I tried to fart

but shit my pants!

(Sydney - Circular Quay's public toilet, near quay no 3)

I came here

To shit and stink

but all i do

is sit and think

(Sydney - Opera house, toilet near the main entrance, cubical no 1)

some come here to sit and think

some come here to shit and stink

but i come

here to sratch my balls

and read the bullshit on the walls

(Kuala Lumpur - KLIA, toilet near international departure hall B)

If you can piss above this line, the singapore fire department wants you!

we aim to please! you aim too! please

(Singapore - CK Tang's 3rd floor toilet, 1987)

The hands that clean these toilets also make your food....please aim properly.

(Kuala Lumpur - Mamak Restaurant near Bukit Antarabangsa - behind the toilet door only... must close, sit down n read)

Some of the things i did in the toilet as well...........

Peridot trading

Decorating the scabbard of taming sari